Kinky Splash Pool


Her stage name.

Burnt Orange. Flamingo Pink. A backyard baptism. Rumour has it, Courtney Love's on the shortlist for godmother.

Best served with a Spritz of course.

The public pool’s a heaving nightmare with a bandaid floating in it. The beach reeks of effort and seaweed. But it’s going to be okay. Pool Buoy is here to be your stylish new splashy spot (just in time for mojitos).

  • Non toxic and no nasties - BPA, lead and phthalate free 
  • Extra durable and thicker materials - no blow outs here 
  • Easy inflate/deflate two way valve 
  • Large drain valve 
  • Includes matching envelope for easy storage
  • Includes repair kit
  • Dimensions 165cm x 35cm 
  • Fits 2 - 3 adults 

Caution: Pool Buoys are not toys. They are summer institutions. At your service, to dutifully dispense splish splash.